Just kidding, tho this one is pretty good:
Pirates do not say "please" or "thank you". The phrase "Arrr, I'll probably kill you tomorrow" is an acceptable alternative for "Thank you".
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Pirate Laws
by Jechbi » Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:38 pm
New TOS for Dhammic free-for-all? http://www.piratelaws.com
Just kidding, tho this one is pretty good:
Just kidding, tho this one is pretty good:
Rain soddens what is kept wrapped up,
But never soddens what is open;
Uncover, then, what is concealed,
Lest it be soddened by the rain.
But never soddens what is open;
Uncover, then, what is concealed,
Lest it be soddened by the rain.
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Re: Pirate Laws
by retrofuturist » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:38 pm
Greetings Jechbi,
International Talk Like A Pirate Day should be coming up soon, shouldn't it?
(looks it up...)
September 19th.
Metta,
Retro.
International Talk Like A Pirate Day should be coming up soon, shouldn't it?
(looks it up...)
September 19th.
Metta,
Retro.
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Whatever various forms of unease there are in the world, They originate founded in encumbering accumulation. (Pārāyanavagga)
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Whatever various forms of unease there are in the world, They originate founded in encumbering accumulation. (Pārāyanavagga)
'We should not congratulate someone on the success of their misdeeds, but on the contrary should endeavour to advise him or her to lead a more skilful and wholesome life. If such advice is ignored then we can only give up and let go' - Phra Panyapatipo
Dharma Wheel (Mahayana / Vajrayana forum)
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Re: Pirate Laws
by Ben » Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:45 pm
Thanks Jechbi
Some of my faves...
No pirate shall attend a movie with less than an Arrrr rating.
If circumstances demand a career change, a move into real estate brokerage or tax collection shall be considered a lateral move and said individual may keep their pirate status.
No pirate shall ever sit on a toilet seat, for any reason.
Pirate Law: You can't spell pirate, without "irate". There's a reason for that, so don't even try.
No pirate will ever, ever raise his pinky when drinking any sort of beverage.
Under no circumstances does a pirate speak with a Ninja, unless he first decapitates that Ninja and uses his head like a sock puppet.
FABULOUS!!!!
Ben
Some of my faves...
No pirate shall attend a movie with less than an Arrrr rating.
If circumstances demand a career change, a move into real estate brokerage or tax collection shall be considered a lateral move and said individual may keep their pirate status.
No pirate shall ever sit on a toilet seat, for any reason.
Pirate Law: You can't spell pirate, without "irate". There's a reason for that, so don't even try.
No pirate will ever, ever raise his pinky when drinking any sort of beverage.
Under no circumstances does a pirate speak with a Ninja, unless he first decapitates that Ninja and uses his head like a sock puppet.
FABULOUS!!!!
Ben
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UNHCR Somali Emergency Relief Appeal • Kiva: (person to person micro-finance)
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Re: Pirate Laws
by Cittasanto » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:12 pm
isn't this the theravadan pastaferian group?
This offering maybe right, or wrong, but it is one, the other, both, or neither!
With Metta
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Blog - Some Suttas Translated.
"Others will misconstrue reality due to their personal perspectives, doggedly holding onto and not easily discarding them; We shall not misconstrue reality due to our own personal perspectives, nor doggedly holding onto them, but will discard them easily. This effacement shall be done."
With Metta
Upāsaka Cittasanto
Blog - Some Suttas Translated.
"Others will misconstrue reality due to their personal perspectives, doggedly holding onto and not easily discarding them; We shall not misconstrue reality due to our own personal perspectives, nor doggedly holding onto them, but will discard them easily. This effacement shall be done."
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Re: Pirate Laws
by Jechbi » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:27 pm
Arrr, I'll probably eat his holy noodliness tomorrow.
Rain soddens what is kept wrapped up,
But never soddens what is open;
Uncover, then, what is concealed,
Lest it be soddened by the rain.
But never soddens what is open;
Uncover, then, what is concealed,
Lest it be soddened by the rain.
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Re: Pirate Laws
by Cittasanto » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:22 pm
just remember not to dress up as a pirate get drunk then head to a populated area with a real sword
BAD TIMES
BAD TIMES
This offering maybe right, or wrong, but it is one, the other, both, or neither!
With Metta
Upāsaka Cittasanto
Blog - Some Suttas Translated.
"Others will misconstrue reality due to their personal perspectives, doggedly holding onto and not easily discarding them; We shall not misconstrue reality due to our own personal perspectives, nor doggedly holding onto them, but will discard them easily. This effacement shall be done."
With Metta
Upāsaka Cittasanto
Blog - Some Suttas Translated.
"Others will misconstrue reality due to their personal perspectives, doggedly holding onto and not easily discarding them; We shall not misconstrue reality due to our own personal perspectives, nor doggedly holding onto them, but will discard them easily. This effacement shall be done."
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