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Random Thoughts

Postby cooran » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:10 pm

Hello all,

I found these Random Thoughts elsewhere:

"I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes right to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad, what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well?

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lights than Kay"


Though I have to say that I don't know what Blue Ray is ....

with metta
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---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Ben » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:31 pm

When you look in the mirror its your father's face
-- Leo Kottke
"One cannot step twice into the same river, nor can one grasp any mortal substance in a stable condition, but it scatters and again gathers; it forms and dissolves, and approaches and departs."

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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Kim OHara » Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:00 pm

When you look at your wife, you see her mother.
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Cittasanto » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:06 am

Ben wrote:When you look in the mirror its your father's face
-- Leo Kottke


I would add "remember its a mirror and don't punch it!"
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby Cittasanto » Sun Jan 24, 2010 12:07 am

what if you look in the mirror and see your mothers face?

I'm a bloke honest
This offering maybe right, or wrong, but it is one, the other, both, or neither!
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Re: Random Thoughts

Postby jcsuperstar » Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:43 am

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
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