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Joke!!!
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Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
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The German for what Santa says there ("Immer dies Buddhisten"), reads, literally as:Kim OHara wrote:
"[It's] always these Buddhists!"
or perhaps better
"[It's] always those Buddhists!",
as English and German use the words "this/that", "these/those" slightly differently.
(I can't see how they get "Of all those Buddhists"?)
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---The trouble is that you think you have time---
---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
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American geography textbook
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Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
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(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
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That's pretty cool. Check out this image someone on Dharma Paths made with photoshop:Kim OHara wrote:(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
http://dharmapaths.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=568
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Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same: ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps on accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
$20 seems too much
to give a homeless person, but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother/father out at home
seems like a burden.
Helping the needy for 3 minutes
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread, but a painting of
them sold for thousands of
Dollars.
We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money rides the same: ‘exercise machine’.
When without money walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn fat;
When without money,
wishes to get married;
When has money,
wishes to get divorced.
When without money,
wife becomes secretary;
When has money,
secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil,
but keeps on accumulating.
Says high Positions are lonely,
but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad,
but keeps indulging;
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait n dont ever give up..
Miracles happen every
day....
$20 seems too much
to give a homeless person, but it
seems okay when its
given as tip at a fancy
restaurant.
After a whole day of
work, Hours at the gym
seem alright but helping
your Mother/father out at home
seems like a burden.
Helping the needy for 3 minutes
takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Wait a whole year for
Valentine's day but we
always forget Mother's
day.
Two poor starving kids
sitting on the pavement
weren't given even a slice
of Bread, but a painting of
them sold for thousands of
Dollars.
We don't think twice
About forwarding jokes
But we will rethink about
sending this message on.
“As the lamp consumes oil, the path realises Nibbana”
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Im going to order oneKim OHara wrote:(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
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Mettāya,
Kåre
Kåre
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- Please, draw us a bulding.
- But I am a network architect.
- What? - No, I say "draw us a building".
- But I am a network architect.
- What? - No, I say "draw us a building".
In this world, there are many people acting and yearning for the Mara's world; some for the Brahma's world; and very few for the Unborn.
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That was really good.SarathW wrote:Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him
Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
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