Joke!!!

A place to discuss casual topics amongst spiritual friends.
User avatar
Kim OHara
Posts: 5584
Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:47 am
Location: North Queensland, Australia

Re: Joke!!!

Post by Kim OHara »

wish-list.png
wish-list.png (377.44 KiB) Viewed 5316 times
User avatar
Mkoll
Posts: 6594
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:55 pm
Location: USA

Re: Joke!!!

Post by Mkoll »

Image
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
User avatar
cjmacie
Posts: 690
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:49 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by cjmacie »

Kim OHara wrote:
wish-list.png
The German for what Santa says there ("Immer dies Buddhisten"), reads, literally as:

"[It's] always these Buddhists!"

or perhaps better
"[It's] always those Buddhists!",
as English and German use the words "this/that", "these/those" slightly differently.

(I can't see how they get "Of all those Buddhists"?)
User avatar
robertk
Posts: 5613
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:08 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by robertk »

fCBjpqD.jpg
fCBjpqD.jpg (139.61 KiB) Viewed 5237 times
User avatar
cooran
Posts: 8503
Joined: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:32 pm
Location: Queensland, Australia

Re: Joke!!!

Post by cooran »

---The trouble is that you think you have time---
---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
User avatar
robertk
Posts: 5613
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:08 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by robertk »

deleted........
Untitled.jpg
Untitled.jpg (88.14 KiB) Viewed 5134 times
American geography textbook
User avatar
robertk
Posts: 5613
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:08 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by robertk »

image.jpeg
image.jpeg (68.53 KiB) Viewed 5111 times
User avatar
Mkoll
Posts: 6594
Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:55 pm
Location: USA

Re: Joke!!!

Post by Mkoll »

Image
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
User avatar
Kim OHara
Posts: 5584
Joined: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:47 am
Location: North Queensland, Australia

Re: Joke!!!

Post by Kim OHara »

cave.jpg
cave.jpg (44.88 KiB) Viewed 5035 times
(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
User avatar
DNS
Site Admin
Posts: 17190
Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:15 am
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada, Estados Unidos de América
Contact:

Re: Joke!!!

Post by DNS »

Kim OHara wrote:
cave.jpg
(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
That's pretty cool. Check out this image someone on Dharma Paths made with photoshop:

Image

http://dharmapaths.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=568
SarathW
Posts: 21232
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:49 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by SarathW »

Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him



Man O Man!

When without money,

eats vegetables at home;

When has money,

eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.



When without money, rides bicycle;

When has money rides the same: ‘exercise machine’.



When without money walks to earn food

When has money, walks to burn fat;





When without money,

wishes to get married;

When has money,

wishes to get divorced.



When without money,

wife becomes secretary;

When has money,

secretary becomes wife.



When without money, acts like a rich man;

When has money acts like a poor man.

Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!



Says share market is bad,

but keeps speculating;

Says money is evil,

but keeps on accumulating.



Says high Positions are lonely,

but keeps wanting them.



Says gambling & drinking is bad,

but keeps indulging;



Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..





Life is not about what

you couldn't do so far,

it's about what you can

still do.

Wait n dont ever give up..

Miracles happen every

day....



$20 seems too much

to give a homeless person, but it

seems okay when its

given as tip at a fancy

restaurant.



After a whole day of

work, Hours at the gym

seem alright but helping

your Mother/father out at home

seems like a burden.



Helping the needy for 3 minutes

takes too much time but

watching a movie for 3

hours doesn't.





Wait a whole year for

Valentine's day but we

always forget Mother's

day.



Two poor starving kids

sitting on the pavement

weren't given even a slice

of Bread, but a painting of

them sold for thousands of

Dollars.



We don't think twice

About forwarding jokes

But we will rethink about

sending this message on.
“As the lamp consumes oil, the path realises Nibbana”
User avatar
robertk
Posts: 5613
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:08 am

Re: Joke!!!

Post by robertk »

Kim OHara wrote:
cave.jpg
(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
Im going to order one
User avatar
Kare
Posts: 767
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:58 am
Location: Norway
Contact:

Re: Joke!!!

Post by Kare »

Image
Mettāya,
Kåre
ToVincent
Posts: 1839
Joined: Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:02 pm

Re: Joke!!!

Post by ToVincent »

- Please, draw us a bulding.
- But I am a network architect.
- What? - No, I say "draw us a building".

Image
In this world, there are many people acting and yearning for the Mara's world; some for the Brahma's world; and very few for the Unborn.
User avatar
samseva
Posts: 3045
Joined: Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:59 pm

Re: Joke!!!

Post by samseva »

SarathW wrote:Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him

Man O Man!
When without money,
eats vegetables at home;
When has money,
eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.

[...]
That was really good.
Locked