Since you have no interest in following the path that everyone has followed to reach enlightenment, and only wish to be enlightened, I suggest your plan has a great big zero chance of success (with your current attitude). The principle point of Buddhism is following the path, anyway, not what you get to at the end of the path, thats just a bonus. If you have no interest in the path, then you really have no interest in Buddhism, no ones going to touch you with a genie wand and make you enlightened, a lot of work is involved, and if you don't enjoy the work(or right effort) of following the path, you probably wouldn't enjoy enlightenment either.
18 years ago I made one of the most important decisions of my life and entered a local Cambodian Buddhist Temple as a temple boy and, for only 3 weeks, an actual Therevada Buddhist monk. I am not a scholar, great meditator, or authority on Buddhism, but Buddhism is something I love from the Bottom of my heart. It has taught me sobriety, morality, peace, and very importantly that my suffering is optional, and doesn't have to run my life. I hope to give back what little I can to the Buddhist community, sincerely former monk Johnhttp://trickleupeconomictheory.blogspot.com/