I found this in the bangkok post.
How enlightened are you?
If you can live without caffeine
If you can be cheerful,ignoring aches and pains
If you can resist complaining
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
If you can ignore a friends limited education and never correct him or her
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend
If you can face the world without lies and deceit
If you can conquer tension without medical help
If you can relax without liqour
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart,you have no prejudice against creed,colour,religion,gender preference,or politics,then you have almost reached the same level of spiritual development as your dog.
And crawling on the planets face,some insects called the human race.
Lost in time
Lost in space