By now you have heard about the terrible worm virus that is sweeping the computers throughout the world. I have found some great tips that will prevent it from coming to your computer. Just follow these tips below and you will be safe:
1. The virus picks up certain electrical signals, especially coming from the monitor. So to ground your computer and prevent the electrical signal, use your left hand to touch the monitor. Hold it there for ten seconds.
2. Okay now use your left hand and touch your nose. This will ground the computer even further.
3. Turn off the TV if it is on. Do it now.
4. Go to the kitchen and get some aluminum foil. Do it now.
5. Why are you still reading this? I said go and get some aluminum foil.
6. Make an aluminum foil hat and place it on your head. This virus can read your thoughts. But it cannot penetrate the aluminum foil.
7. Now the virus has trouble entering when certain syllables are pronounced, so to complete the prevention task, recite the following very loud:
"I am a pinko commie!!!"
If you haven't figured this out yet, this is:
APRIL FOOLS ! ! !