On British Airways flight FR112 from Johannesburg, a rich, middle-aged white woman from South Africa was on the plane. The plane was about to take off but when she sat down she found she had been seated next to a black man.
"Stewardess, bleeeuurrrgghh," she wailed. "Stewardess, there's a black man, bleeeuuurgh I'm going to be sick, this is repulsive euuurrrggghhh." She kept making vomiting noises and pointing at the black man, who was getting quite embarrassed.
The stewardess came over to the woman and asked what was wrong. "You put me next to a black man, bleeeuuuurrghhh, that is so euuurrrghhhhh. I can't believe this," she moaned.
"Oh, I'll see what I can do!" the stewardess scurried up the plane and behind a curtain. After a moment she came back and said, "I'm soooooo sorry, but there are no more seats in economy. We do have a seat in first class, though." The woman's eyes lit up. First class was her kind of thing.
The stewardess turned slightly, towards the man, as she continued talking, "It's really rare that we will do this, but we think it's completely unfair that you have to sit next to such an obnoxious human being. Would you like to come up to first class, sir?"
The man stood up gratefully, and the whole plane burst into applause as the stewardess escorted him forward.
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