http://www.theonion.com/articles/george ... /?ref=autoGeorge W. Bush Returns To America After Spending 4 Years In The Himalayas
September 25, 2012
JACKSONVILLE, FL—Garbed in unwashed robes and wearing a long, gray, wispy beard, former president George W. Bush returned to the United States this morning after spending four years on a spiritual journey in the Himalayas.
Dubya's amazing conversion!
Dubya's amazing conversion!
Sorry folks, sounds like he's gone Vajrayana...
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Re: Dubya's amazing conversion!
He actually looks afghani in that photo.
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- Cormac McCarthy, The Road
Learn this from the waters:
in mountain clefts and chasms,
loud gush the streamlets,
but great rivers flow silently.
- Sutta Nipata 3.725
Compassionate Hands Foundation (Buddhist aid in Myanmar) • Buddhist Global Relief • UNHCR
e: [email protected]..
Re: Dubya's amazing conversion!
I had always suspected he had Taliban roots. Family quarrels are the worst, they say! On the other hand there is the reptilian hypothesis, which is equally compelling.
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Re: Dubya's amazing conversion!
Even though I do not like emoticons, this is one appears appropriate:Dan74 wrote:I had always suspected he had Taliban roots. Family quarrels are the worst, they say! On the other hand there is the reptilian hypothesis, which is equally compelling.
Now I'll go back to being dour.
“No lists of things to be done. The day providential to itself. The hour. There is no later. This is later. All things of grace and beauty such that one holds them to one's heart have a common provenance in pain. Their birth in grief and ashes.”
- Cormac McCarthy, The Road
Learn this from the waters:
in mountain clefts and chasms,
loud gush the streamlets,
but great rivers flow silently.
- Sutta Nipata 3.725
Compassionate Hands Foundation (Buddhist aid in Myanmar) • Buddhist Global Relief • UNHCR
e: [email protected]..
- Cormac McCarthy, The Road
Learn this from the waters:
in mountain clefts and chasms,
loud gush the streamlets,
but great rivers flow silently.
- Sutta Nipata 3.725
Compassionate Hands Foundation (Buddhist aid in Myanmar) • Buddhist Global Relief • UNHCR
e: [email protected]..
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The reptilian hypothesis?
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Modus.Ponens wrote:The reptilian hypothesis?
David Icke beleives that reptiles from another dimension are controlling human society. Lots on youtube and still not as scary as someone like bush having been elected president by a presumably mostly sane population.
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I thought there was precedence to this (one of the funniest things I ever heard; he owned Donald Rumsfeld):
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thats hilarious
and he never denied it
and he never denied it
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He managed to ask Donald Rumsfeld if he ever ate mexican babies in a way that Rumsfeld couldn't explode in (lizard) anger.
Louis CK is the man!
Louis CK is the man!
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