Joke!!! 2.0

[samseva]

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[Kim OHara]

This one may remind some of us of others of us.

[mikenz66]

Scarily true...



Mike

[Kim OHara]

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[robertk]

when you lie about your prior sheepdog experience on your resume.

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[Sam Vara]

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Possibly the best yet. I'd seen the photo before and thought it mildly humorous, but your caption is brilliant!

[Kim OHara]

I'm not sure if this counts as a joke but it's a cartoon so here goes -

Greedy swine are using tax loopholes to offshore billions. Also, cows go moo

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfr ... ows-go-moo

[Disciple]

[Kare]

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[Kare]

Why practice takes time

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[Kim OHara]

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[Kim OHara]

[Dhammanando]

Tweeted by Clay Woolley...

This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.

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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife but it turns out she is allergic to dogs so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 67 years old, an attractive and caring woman who drives, is a great cook and keeps a clean home.

[DNS]

Here's a meme I just created.

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[Sam Vara]

Here's a meme I just created.

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(You could probably have eliminated a few more, though!)