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Joke!!!
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Heard at the airport: Travellers to Nirvana please go to Gate, gate, paragate, parasamgate, bodhi, svaha.
Mettāya,
Kåre
Kåre
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Sorry Kare.
This joke need some clarification.
This joke need some clarification.
“As the lamp consumes oil, the path realises Nibbana”
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It is the final verse of the Heart Sutra (Mahayana) and means:SarathW wrote:Sorry Kare.
This joke need some clarification.
“Gone, gone, gone beyond, gone utterly beyond, Enlightenment hail!”
(Sanskrit)
Transliterated in English it looks like 'gate' (like an airport gate) but is actually pronounced gah-tay.
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Ok that's funny.
By the a comma seems to be missing.
By the a comma seems to be missing.
“As the lamp consumes oil, the path realises Nibbana”
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Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
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The German for what Santa says there ("Immer dies Buddhisten"), reads, literally as:Kim OHara wrote:
"[It's] always these Buddhists!"
or perhaps better
"[It's] always those Buddhists!",
as English and German use the words "this/that", "these/those" slightly differently.
(I can't see how they get "Of all those Buddhists"?)
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---The trouble is that you think you have time---
---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
---Worry is the Interest, paid in advance, on a debt you may never owe---
---It's not what happens to you in life that is important ~ it's what you do with it ---
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American geography textbook
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Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
Namo tassa bhagavato arahato samma sambuddhassa
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(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
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That's pretty cool. Check out this image someone on Dharma Paths made with photoshop:Kim OHara wrote:(This is actually a FB advertisement for a real shirt ... not that I would buy one myself, of course.)
http://dharmapaths.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=568