Once upon a Brahma

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wenjaforever
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Once upon a Brahma

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A Brahma was bored one day and he decided to troll some Mexican drug cartel thugs. The wicked ex special forces type who wanted to make a fortune for themselves. Of course with the blessings of the CIA hence otherwise their severed heads would end up in an ice box.

The Brahma disguised himself as a not imposing young man. 20 years of age, not tall nor muscular. The type of boy you expect to flip hamburgers. In fact he was a bit skinny and only 170cm of stature.

The Brahma rode a Japanese motorbike that resembles a moped. He's basically Peter Parker delivering pizza to the cartel members in their safehouse inside a small meat processing factory.

The Brahma turned off his engine and knocked on the door. A slightly fat man opens the door and received the pizza, he paid the money. But when he opened the pizza box there was a dead cockroach inside it.

The man exploded, grabbed the Brahma by his neck and shouted words that I can't write down in this forum. Otherwise they'd suspend my account for another week. Are you stupid? He yelled in Spanish. Don't you know what the cartel does to people with no respect like you?

The Brahma pretended to tremble in fear, he even dropped artificial sweat the size of gummy bears. He shivers and begged for his life. But the cartel members were entertained by this sight. They love it when people are frightened and begged for mercy. It makes them feel very manly. Machismo you'd argue.

And since they're high on meth with a few drops of alcohol they are in a very wicked mood to make some infamous cartel snuff video. So they decided to throw the poor young man into the meat grinder. It was 5 of them present at the site.

One held a camera while laughing occasionally. The other one powered on the machinery. The others held the Brahma and forced him into the awful grinding machine. The Brahma even pretended once again to scream and shriek in horror and agony. He'd win an Oscar at this point.

The psychotropic high cartel hitmen laughed even more when the Brahma came out as ground beef. Or is meth a stimulant or hallucinogenic, I'm not quite sure.

And at this moment the Brahma started to laugh with them. One by one the cartel members stopped laughing. And the Brahma was the only one laughing now in the room. He had the last laugh. He even started to assemble his body to his previous form as the young and skinny pizza delivery boy. Similar as the T-1000 from the 2nd terminator instalment. But he was ground meat instead of liquid metal.

2 of the cartel members instantly ran for their lives. One had the nerves to wait for the Brahma to regain his human form. 2 of the cartel members stood frozen with their jaws and eyes wide open. One dropped to the floor and the other one asked the Brahma: what are you? He was their captain.

The Brahma wasn't in the mood to talk so he simply grabbed the Sicario by his neck and lifted him off the floor with one hand quite easily. As if the fat ex soldier was made of styrofoam. The other Sicario got on his feet and ran away. The Brahma let go of the man and he fell on his backside. He got up and then too left in a serious hurry.

The Brahma decided to call it a prank day. The Brahma was amused for days if he remembers the look on their faces.
money is worthless toilet paper • the tongue has no bone (a person might say one thing but it cannot be further from the truth) • you cannot teach a goat math as in you cannot teach the dhamma to a dumb person
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