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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was out standing in his field
“Knowing that this body is just like foam,
understanding it has the nature of a mirage,
cutting off Māra’s flower-tipped arrows,
one should go beyond the King of Death’s sight.”
understanding it has the nature of a mirage,
cutting off Māra’s flower-tipped arrows,
one should go beyond the King of Death’s sight.”
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
Not sure if Friedrich Nietzsche can be said to be a comic, but things he said are amusing…
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order to be understood.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
Peter Sellers
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
Not sure if Friedrich Nietzsche can be said to be a comic, but things he said are amusing…
To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.
Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order to be understood.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
Peter Sellers
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Sibling rivalry.
(cross-posting from DWM)
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The benefits of simple origami are twofold (Tim Vine).
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Cat Bad, Chicken Good.
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When your life is turned upside down
Maybe it is for the better?
Maybe it is for the better?
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/asked-a ... 00212.html
Cross-posting from another thread (santa100). This is surprisingly very accurate.
In a caricature, stereotypical way, of course.
California: young woman with Starbucks by the beach with her cute dog (instead of human children)
Nevada: old man gambling away on a slot machine (about two-thirds of locals gamble)
Cross-posting from another thread (santa100). This is surprisingly very accurate.
In a caricature, stereotypical way, of course.
California: young woman with Starbucks by the beach with her cute dog (instead of human children)
Nevada: old man gambling away on a slot machine (about two-thirds of locals gamble)
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A Dangerous Food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake!!!"
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake!!!"
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Babylon Bee on US pilgrims sailing for Argentina:
https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarian ... etter-life
https://babylonbee.com/news/libertarian ... etter-life
Good and evil have no fixed form. It's as easy to turn from doing bad to doing good as it is to flip over the hand from the back to the palm. It's simply up to us to do it. Master Hsuan Hua.
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"Whoever sees dependent origination sees the Dhamma; whoever sees the Dhamma sees dependent origination."
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"Whoever sees dependent origination sees the Dhamma; whoever sees the Dhamma sees dependent origination."